Quikie?

One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude. . you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a second term yet!
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"